
Above we have a bit of Kreuzberg street art to brighten up my musings. One of my favourite pieces so far. I took a decent picture of it the other day but have yet to upload it. This will do for now.
With a crowd of approximately 2,500 looking on with increased expectation and the sun beating fiercely down, you would think a Kinks number would have gone down well on a Sunday afternoon. Alas, Born to be Wild was the song of choice. No nerves. Just sat there, shades on, content they would be singing at some point during this five hour feast of public jousting and at times death. The humiliation came in many forms – the weird drunk topless bloke who veered on stage, grabbed the microphone and just ranted was a personal favourite. Then we had the Brazilian who knew all of the lyrics to Sex Bomb by Tom Jones. At least he had a decent voice. Most bizarre was the old man with long grey hair who was a kind of miniature (non-fat) Bill Bailey look-alike who was doing a jig I would have been proud at in Ku Klub. He did not even bother with the stage but pranced around the amphitheatre like a court jester who knew his place.
As a few of you noticed I discovered a voting option on the blog last time. I thought I’d utilise this functionality to assess how observant you all are – not very as it turns out. Either that or you need a TV debate to stimulate you. It was inconclusive (I can’t see a Kinks/Pulp coalition working) but now I know it works so expect votes in the future. They will hopefully be of consequence unlike the karaoke question. Mauerpark’s Bear Pit Karaoke has to be seen in the summer to comprehend fully why it generates such a party atmosphere. We first visited this Berlin institution last November and even then saw its capacity for hilarity. However there were only a handful of people in attendance and it was not the weather to be knocking back the Berliner Pilsner. In short, an Irish bloke and his friends arrive on a push bike with a laptop, microphone, video camera and two speakers. 2,000 – 3,000 people turn up and are sold cheap beer by local entrepreneurs and the mess is cleaned up by the crowd with the help of other entrepreneurs who come and collect the empty glass bottles. Everyone gets quite merry shall we say. I have a funny “Pfand” story for later too.
In our group there were just four of us when the moment came to run on stage and try and get your name on the list to face the bear pit. Luckily for me and Luisa it was Max who had the courage to put his name down for Born to be Wild! He rocked the place and was a hit with the crowd. Max had the two key attributes that make a good performer at this level. He knew the words and he can sing. There is no way I will EVER blaze on to that stone circle and sing. Those who have heard me sing will agree (that for me!) this is a good thing. For those hoping for a massive laugh at an out of tune, rhythmically left wanting northern guy, making a fool of himself in the German capital, it is I agree, a bad thing. Luisa is keen but wants to do a duet. Let’s hope we make more friends quickly then as she can be very persuasive…
Pfand is not a new phenomenon. I remember when I was at Nana Wilson’s in the 80’s, the pop van would trundle round the estate and the residents of Gardener Square would have their empty glass bottles of Dandelion & Burdock and other Sykes’ pop ready in return for cash – I think it was a couple of pence although I look forward to being corrected when I see you Nana. I have now worked out how to get the 1.5 Euro I pay in Pfand at Lidl back. It’s very simple actually. There are subtle nuances of Pfand that I am yet to master though. This resulted in me chasing (a fast walk) a tramp, that clearly used his tracksuit bottoms as a toilet, up the road, in a quest to redeem a measly (POTENTIAL) 1.75 Euro in Pfand. The worst part is I failed and had to put seven plastic bottles in the recycling. I still don't know if I can get money for these bottles. Who needs karaoke when you can inflict that sort of disgrace on ones self?
The Berliner remains friendly, we have moved to Friedrichshain and we have even been taught how to pronounce the name of our new neighbourhood by a very patient East German. I’ve stopped comparing as much but did meet a Dutch chap who has just moved to Berlin to set up a comparison website which was a comical coincidence – especially when I briefed him to tell Luisa she looked like the man from Go Compare. Luisa proof reads my blog so I’ll stop now as she charges by the minute.
Bis dann
Wilson
PS – Well done to my sister for her VSO placement in Cambodia!